Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Ladies and Gentz: This is the *new* me!

Καλησπέρα,
Παιχνίδι με τις λέξεις ή μήπως είναι κάτι άλλο; Θα δείξει..

~Κλεοπάτρα

Kalispera,
A game with words or maybe is something else? We shall see...

~C.C.


Hello, this is Cleopatra. Not the old one, but the new one. 

(A voice from the audience) Question: WHAT do you mean the new one? I came to see...(voice fades)
Me: Ι mean what I say. I am different. I have changed. 

I am a different person. Don't laugh! It is true. I am a different person. 
So different actually that I can see clearly what happens around me at times, while at other ones I just notice without uttering a word. 

*looks to the faces, smiling* I know you are dying to ask another question! Here don't be shy. Who is going to be next...

(Another voice from the audience) Question2: How much time this transformation needed?
Me: Do you mean how much time I was "working" for this change?

(Voice #2 pauses. Thinks a bit): Um...Yes, that is what I mean exactly.
Me: (looking sympathetically) Months, maybe more than a year. 

So, ladies and gentlemen  this is the new me! A bit quizzical maybe, don't worry the old me is definitely here, somewhere, but it is a slightly different version.

(drops voice for effect) I have no answers to give, but it's true. You can all change. 
It is plausible only if YOU want to. And before you ask. If I wanted it ? Yes I did. My conscious self had a chat with my unconscious self. (They also had a glass of wine together but you didn't hear that from me!) 
In the end they agreed. It was time for that change.

Now I am here. The *new* shining me. Me. 

Nice to meet you all!

*audience claps their hands* 

Bow

(The curtain falls down. The lights go off.) Phew! I did it. Now let's go into hiding again.

Friday, December 30, 2011

Χριστουγεννιάτικο Διήγημα: Πραλίνες, δίπλες και φιλότιμο...

Καλημέρα,
Όπως σας υποσχέθηκα ορίστε το Χριστουγεννιάτικο διήγημα που γράψαμε με τον φίλτατο Σπύρο. Στο ευρύ κοινό είναι γνωστός ως The_Stranger. Εμείς διασκεδάσαμε αρκετά γράφοντας τo, οπότε ελπίζουμε να σας χαρίσουμε μερικά χαμόγελα και γιατί όχι να γελάσετε αν το αισθανθείτε.

Καλή Χρονιά εύχομαι σε όλους και σε όλες. Ας προχωρήσουμε μπροστά και αφήσουμε πίσω ότι σάπιο μας πλήγωσε. Υγεία και χαμόγελα και θα ξεπεραστούν οι δυσκολίες.

Με εκτίμηση,
Κλεοπάτρα Κομνηνού
Χριστουγεννιάτικο Διήγημα
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